WHY ARE HYOY SO SMALL
STOP STOP HES ALREADY DESD
they cant stop grilling my boy. manlet simulator
the saga continues
umm compilation
update on the three gerudo when you have the master sword. not only do they call him short (comparatively every hylian is short to a gerudo) but “short for a voe”, short comparatively to other hylian men which yeah is clearly the case
What a great thing automation is ….
Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner
i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason
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penis parker was bitten on the dick by a radioactive spider and fights crime as her alter ego: spider-cock
why the fuck is penis parker a girl
are you new here?
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“Vegan Leather”
Plastic. just say plastic.
How dare you leave this in the notes
Before anyone goes into vegan leather alternatives made from cactus or cork or fruit waste…
I heard of those too. I thought they were really cool! I thought it was a great idea! So I went and looked into how they were made!
They’re all made by binding the organic material together with at least 50% plastic.
They’re still all plastic.
(via nuclear-tea)
there is only one empire in the world and it is baklava empire
our glorious baklavastan
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